April 18, 2012

The Annual Egg Roll Contest

So every year we do an egg roll contest, and this year was no different.  Baby Jacob did not participate due to the fact he was passed out on my dad's chest for two hours (my dad did not participate either...lol). This year was another tightly matched competition...okay not really.  Kimmy won again by a lot!!! I swear that girl has a calling to be the best egg roll competitor in the world, if she really works at it.  I was again the biggest loser, without winning one match up.  If you can read the trophy above, it only has Mike and Kimmy's names on it (Yup the rest of the family is that lame!)
Let's take a look at some epic battles...
Dayton versus the champ.  There was not much competition here, as you can see Dayton didn't even bother sitting all the way down on the floor.  He knew what was about happen.
Again the champ versus J-Flow.  Notice J-flow has the same strategy as Dayton above.  I guess it was a good thing Kimmy could sit for a while on the floor because moving up and down is not the easiest for a 7 month pregnant lady.
Here are some stances people take to roll their egg...
J-Flow opts for a stand and squat.  Can't feel good on the back however.
Mike opts for the one leg tuck method... obviously not effective this year, but in years past this position has treated him well.
Then there is Dayton... the spread eagle method.  He has used this inappropriate method for many years, it has not brought him any wins.  But I guess he lives by the motto of if something doesn't work try try try try try again....
As usual it was a great night! Hopefully next year we can put a different name on that egg!! The ERQ (Egg Roll Queen) is going down!!

2 comments:

  1. Really, only Mike and Kim?! That's it, Jason & Melodie & I will practice and participate next year. That egg trophy needs some diversity!

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  2. Yeah you guys gotta come next year!!!

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